im juz plain bored

~i wish i was a punk rocker (wit flowers in my head)~
sandy thom

heard tt song b4?
*yeah ppl,its a song*
at first wen i heard e title i was lyk,
"yeah anotha tyical simple plan punk boyband thingy song..."
B.O.R.I.N.G
such ridiculous song...
imagine a punk,
let's sae,
'hairy' paul twohill of SI in tt...
*imagining*
hoho...
i dowana sae much...
but yeah ok...
i loike e song...
strong voice,upbeat,lurve e drums...
but s i listen carefully to e lyrics...
it has a deep meaning to it...
"i was born to live to a world tt dosent care
oh i wish i was a punk rocker wit flowers in my head"
yupz...
i agree fully wit her...
e world todae tt we live in is gettin scarier...
fighting evrywer,rushin,criticism...
watz hpng?
evryone is gettin busier wit eir own lyf...
ignorant ovashadowed...
inferiority ovaruled...
wers e lurve ppl?
those carefree,lively daes r far gone...
witout realisin,e world is tat too perferct...
juz lyk bree of desperate housewife...
lolx...
we r livin a werld of plastic...
plasticism...
tts hu we r al nw...
nth but lumps of plastic...
wat do yall tink?

hakz....
i noe tis blog doesnt allow comments...
or does it?
i dunno...
im bad at technology...
i nid hlp to modify my blog...
any takers to hlp me?

see wat i mean...
perfectionist...

argh!

help!i itchy hand tried to chg my blogskin & now all my entries r gone!

~wEeeeEeeEee~
off to zoOOooOo we go................

hakz...
aft 5 long yrs...
i finally visited e Singapore Zoological Garden (again)....
yeah!

hw jakun we were...
e FiFi's & D wit eir guys & nonetheless Me, Myself & I...

was damn lazy to go larz actuali coz i was e lone ranger...
yalar ey al came wit eir own partner mah...
but since Fil kinda supply food fer us...
& its bin ages since i last step into e zoo...
so y nt...
plus its e holies!
err e-learning to b precise...
hee...

yeah so met e FiFi's at amk mrt arnd 12...
yupz...
i was late s usual...
*eye-roll*
bt oni half-an-hr hor...
Fil oso juz reach wen i reach...
so i wasnt late in fact!
*hurrah fer ila*

wateva...
hakz...
walked al e way to e bus stop...
juz to find tt we dunno e bus route...
buncha bobos...
al we noe was tt it goes to e Zoo...
hw e heck it goes...
we had no idea...

wait wait wait & wait fer god noes hw long...
den e bus emerged...
aiya juz board larz...
sat al e way at e back wit Fi & her guy...
seriusly...
it was an uncomfy ride fer me...
firstly,i sat ryt in e middle of e back seat...
if anytym e bus jam brake i cnfrm fly to e front...
kkz...
tts fine...
secondly,e one i hated e moz...
e seat was irritatingly slippery!
yes!
each tym e bus jerk i wil melorot dwn...
& i gt nth to hold larz...
except fer Fi...
but she was oso melorotin larz...
hakz...
i felt lyk a penguin at tt tym...
hee...
bt ovaral e ride was aitez larz...
kinda fear tt i wld b sick...
nvm Fi oso gt e same prob s me...
worse kum to worse we throw out togetha..
hee...
Fi's guy was gettin al excited tru e journey...
hakz...
hu saes oni lil kids lurve gg zoo?
big kids too!
hakz...

aft a long anxious journey...
we finally reached e ZOO!
yayness...
manz...
hw much has it evolve...
i cldnt recog it at al...
evrthang chg...
& i reli mean evrthang...
frm e entrance to e surrounding area...
wowz...
al tt witin 5 yrs...
phew...
no wonder otha countries r envious of tiny Spore...

kkz...
source fer D & her guy...
skali to find em sittin dwn terselit at 1 corner in eir matchin pinkish-red shirts...
tok3 gather3 hi3 hee3 fer a while b4 head off to buy e tix...
proceed to e entrance...
yeah yeah...
us being us...
tix oso wan to quarrel...
"eh i wan tt monkey!"
"oi i wan e baboon larz!"
lolx...
in e end i gt tis...



















okz can larz...
cute oso larz...

den we quarrel agn...
i & Fi wana go e sourvenier shop first...
e guys wana go walk first...
Fil wana eat first...
haiz...
start oso wana quarrel...
in e end i & Fi surrender to go wit e guys decision...

walk walk walk...
pixie here & der...
white tigers,aligators,white saki monkeys...
yada yada yada...
b4 we finalie came to a decision to have our lunch...
at a very strategic plc tt is...
a platform opposite e elephants...
yupz...
very e nice view...
& oh yeah...
e eleps mght b high den...
coz ey look s tho ey gona make lurve der!
hoho...
aint kiddin...
tts wat we saw...
2 eleps,obviously male & female...
getttin intimate wit each otha...
wit e male kip wantin to go on top e female...
*coz we saw e dick on e elep tt was on top*
it hpn fer quite sum tym b4 ey decided to stop it...
hakz...
prolie due to e fact tt it was an open area & no sexual activities r to b conducted in e public...
plus e female kip pushing e male away...
lolx...
poor boy...
den we were further entertain by tis suar dlm cina lady...
a foreigner,judge by e way she dressed...
she sat wit half of her undies shown!
nt those lacy g string kinda undies...
but cheapskate cotton disgustin beige undies...
eeeeewwwwwwww...
we juz fin our meal & was relievin ourself frm e elep show...
den D's guy started to laugh lyk cerazei...
manz tt guy is terrible...
lolx...
he was praticalie laughin & pointin to e women's undies...
hakz...
worse,she din even shave ur armpits...
yucks!
she even dared to lift her arms way high up juz to tk a pic of herself wit e eleps at e background...
manz...
i tell u....
its disgustin...
bluek!
enuf show...
we den decided to cont our journey...
juz to noe tt e real elep show was started..
duh!

nvm we stil cont walkin...
until Fi started to fan e oh-so-normal ground...
it did look normal...
concrete corse grain tarred ground...
den Fi fan it...
came lil hairy creatures outta e grnd...
FREAK!
it juz kip growin in numbers...
circulatin us,tickling my feet...
FiFi & eir guys cross e path...
but i din dare to move!
tt creatures juz blardy freak e hell outta me...
i muzve look lyk a baboon or sth jumpin shriekin der...
i tried to move back & walk e otha way...
but tt blardy creatures appreared wereva i walked...
left ryt front back...
evrywer...
i cld juz imagine it crawling up my feet to my arms & neck...
& it juz kip growing...
i was practicalie alone der larz since e rest had oredy walk e path...
but i juz cnt get myself to move...
i kip jumpin & screamin...
passersby might have tot i was cerazie coz one apek came up to me askin y...
but i cant even open my mouth to tell him y...
hakz...
tt was very embarrasin...
furthermore it was a crowded plc wit al e tourists & tram station...
lolx...
e rest decided to u turn seein me bhvin lyk a mad women...
lolx...
once safe on actual grnd...
yes,real concrete grnd witout those hairy creatures...
we decided to get ourself a drink...
i was shaken by den...
hakz...
den i came to noe tt it was actualie flowers frm a plant...
u noe those type tt wil fly once wind blew it?
yupz...
those kind...
fancy me bein freak outz by those...
lolx...
wat a bobo...

kkz...
den we cont our journey...
we were kinda tired bt exit was a long way fer us...
walk walk walk...
go africa larz,go thailand larz,go farm larz...
b4 we finallie reach e exit...
ey decided to gv a aligators a last farewell b4 we proceed fer e exit...
it was almoz 6 by den...
we hang arnd fer a while eatin our bread b4 head back...
D & her guy went off wit eir bike while e FiFi's eir guys & me took e bus...
tis tym i gt e side seat...
hehx...
doze off fer a while b4 i was sent slidin dwn e seat courtesy of e bus's slippery seat...
gave Fi my perfume to her request...
manz tt gerl ar...
lucky i din brin my perfume to skool on wed fer gems...
if nt...
by nw i tink sld hv left less than half seh...
hakz...
first she sprayed herself...
all ova i tell u...
armpits,tudong,back etc...
den she went on to spray on her guy...
e same thang...
armpits,back etc...
lolx...
summore she dared to sae tt e perfume is not movin...
s in e content is stil e same...
wth...
hakz..
3 of us smell same...
al flowery girly scented...
lolx...
e person in front muz hv curse & swear insyd...
lolx...
wateva...

alas we reach amk mrt stat...
tot of "boro" Fi fer e nyt...
but her guy was against it...
lolx...
den we separated frm der...
FiFi wit eir guys & me alone...

end of our zoo outinz...
til we mit again!
~cheriooooooooz~