kkz....
tis wil b a super duper fast short entry of mine...
which again,
i doubt anybody wil read it...

my dear darlinz modem or wadeva shyt is creatin farkin prob...
so fer nw...
hueva send me email or anth equivalent to tt shyt...
wil hafta wait eons fer me to rep or even read it...
thousand apologies...

so kindly contact me tru my hp which im sure even those nt readin tis entry noes...
even s im typin,
a farkin signals kip poppin up by e bottom ryt side of tis vonderful screen....
& my msn is tryin to sign in...
plus "could not connect to Blogger.com.Saving & publishin may fail.Test connection now"

wadeva it is....
pls contact me tru my hp...

*yes even late at nyt!lyf lyfless witout internet! urgh!*

~e dae Adi smile at me~

ariba!
holiez here again.....
wazzup young boyz & gyulz?!
watzie plans up tis 3 wks?
hope ya'll out der happy happy relax at e same tym catch up wit wateva lost or laggin durin tis period...
to e loser hu cowardly tag ma board usin e name "aina",
get a lyf fucker!
i may nt noe hu u r...
bt u r sure one lyfless fuckin coward

lyf's bin one unpredictable journey i sld sae...
ma temper bin at its worst pt i tink..
chil gyul...
y gt werk up so ezly?
no 1 owes u a lyf...
chill...
do wateva u cn...
if ppl bin gvin u headaches heartaches wateva aches,
sit back & smile at eir sillyness...
coz u noe ey dun set ur lyf...
no one else bt u...
cool it...
& u'll ultimately achieve ur goal...
werk it outz gyul!
its e holiez...
chill & gather al ur energy tt uve lost durin those tight period...
aitez!

wen outz wit e folks to geylang ystrd...
was damn dread to go der manz...
watz der?
al those makciks2 bwah blok gettin e latest gossip oni...
bleh!
surely nt my type of plc...
except durin e fastin mth...
wer ey gt al e bazaar, dendengs etc etc etc...
bt juz tag lorz since ey wana gt baju fer e upkumin raya haji...
oh wel ya sure...

luckily i went!
coz i met Adi Rahman!
ya, tt guy frm tt melayu radio station...
kkz....
nth great...
he's actualy a former student of ma dad at wld sec eons ago...
kum to ma old hs at yshn durin one of those yrs...
bt of corz, i wasnt even "created" yet...
yupz ppl....
its tt eons ago...
heard of him oni tru ma dad & those media...
*i hv his slenge photo back in those daes sumwer in ma hs*

so wat hpn was...
aft lunchin ystrd at TKC, we went searchin fer our stuff der...
coincidentaly ey hv tis karaoke competition & he was hostin it larz...
he & anotha guy frm tt radio station, ab sheik were restin by e stage side...
since ma dad noes him, me & momma ask him to approach adi larz...
since its bin ages ey met & he was havin his break tt tym...

so ya...
dad approach him while me & momma stood at e back in front of 1 shop...
tok tok tok...
den he notice me...
frm his lips, i noe he was askin hu m i larz...
*rmbr wen he kum to ma hs i wasnt even created yet*
so wen ma dad told him tt i m his daughter,
manz...
was he damn surprised!
serius!
no kiddin manz...
u sld c e shock in his eyes...

"ur daughter?!wow!"

thsoe were his exact werds i swear....
den he waved to me...
adi waved to me!
hakz...
its s tho he is ma fan...
lolz...
slengerly,
i juz stood der & smile at him...
i hafta sae he's cute :p
esp wen he smile...
lolz...
den he cont tokin to ma dad while stole sum glances at me in btwn...
*i wasnt dreamin kkz...momma saw it too*
omg...
i was tryin ma bez nt to grin & blush larz...
wen ey ended eir convo,
he waved at me again...
tis tym wit a huge smile & eyes...
omg...
i cld melt ryt at tt moment manz...
bt stupidly, i juz stood der agn & smile sheepishly...
lol....
hw slenger cn i b?

den off we go...
bt we did stop by agn wen der was a fashion show...
& ey both were tryin to catwalk der once e models finished modellin...
ab sheik tried to catwalk first...
den wen he ask adi to catwalk, he din wan...
finalie did try to do it aft bin persuaded by ab...
bt he stole sum glances at ma direction agn!
lolz...
or at least i tot...
coz he was siriusly glancin sumwer at wer i & momma was standin...
no kiddin manz...
even momma teased me sayin tt he din wana catwalk coz i was der...
grr...
i controlled maself frm blushin agn...
manz...

i was neva a fan of his...
juz ok ok larz...
he look waaaaaaaaay betta in person....
anws he's omoz twice ma age manz...
i oni noe him s a radio dj & ma dad's stud...
bt to hv ppl lyk him smilin & wavin to a ppl lyk me,
hw wonderful cn it b?
& e dae ended wimme havin a smile on ma face & his smile on ma mind...
lolx....
of corz der were stupid tots on ma brain...
lolx lolx lolx lolx...
;p

IRAS???!!!!
i gt IRAS??!!!
i gt IRAS fer ITP????!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg omg omg!

im so excited...
excitedly nervous!
wat m i gona do der?
hws e ppl der?
wat sld i wear?
is der a dress code?
hw wil ey accept me?
my tax sux manz!
hu wil i click wit?
wil i fare well?
omg omg omg...

thk god Tommy's my LO....
it Eng Poh ar.....
i rather die manz....
omg omg omg....

its at NEWTON!
at least its near my hs....
cn tk either MRT or bus...
finalie im a bit more convince tt semb is more or less kinda convenient....
omg omg omg...

hw wil i fare?
y m i foolishly scaring myself outz?
wana mit tommy...
i NID tommy....
TOMMMY!!!!!!!!
oi y u gv me IRAS oi!
i noe larz u werk der b4....
wth....
u betta gv me at least an A i tell u!
omg omg omg...

thk god e reportin tym is 83oam...
at least nt 8am...
i will die if its 8am....
omg omg omg...

im so excitedly nervous....
tommy wer art thou?
wat sld i do?
hu else wimme?
granny, man?
watchu guys get?
omg omg omg....

hope ders sum1 else e same com or at least near my com...
hu wil i hv lunch teabreaks tok wit?
will i b bullied? :p
hope ders no office politics...
omg omg omg....

i cnt freakin wait!
:D

lolz...
imagine tis...

A:"eh ko ader num XXX?"
B:"ader......12345678"

5 mins ltr...

A:"siak ar!mmg betol XXX tap XXX laen siot!"
B:"huh?betol per"
A:"otak ko ar!sala siak"
B:"???"

A few weeks ltr...

B:checkin e hp"XXX?eh?nih XXX yg nih.beh yg tt tym ku bag A.....siak ar!nih XXX laen ar siak"

A few weeks ltr...

B:"eh tt tym ader org namer A kol ko ek?den wrong num?"
XXX::"aah....asal?tuh kwn ko ek?"
B"......aah....."blush
XXX:"siak ar!ku almoz fite ngn dier ova e fon seh!"
B"ops!err.....paiseh ar..."
XXX:"eh blang dier sory tau!coz ku igt prank kol"

A few weeks ltr...

B:"eh ko igt tt tym ko mintak num XXX den ku bag sala XXX nyer num?tuh kwn ku ar siak!"
A:"MAMPOS.SLENGE AH KAU.BARU KAU TAU?!tu pasal aku ckp tu kwn kau kape?"
B:"ku aru realise few wEeks ago.......bdk course aku.....ku blang dier ar sal nih...den dier ckp actualy she almoz started a fight tru fon ngn ko...coz dier igt ko prank kol hp dier...Paiseh ar"

well.....sory no translation....if u wana noe e ful story, feel free to bug me...seriusly, it was e moz gunduest, slengest, blurest, paiseyes moment i eva had....omg.....i feel so....................WADEVA!
lolz...to those hu noe, go ahead & luff ur heads off....
*shrug*

wazzup?!!!!

finahlie......
one CA off ma mind...
phew...
twas a though 1 i shall sae...
wit oni 2 brains tah werk it out in 2 wks, twas a challenge fuh me...
its e 1st tym i reli put ma heart body mind & soul to a grp proj...
wel its s'posed tah b 3 brains werkin onit...
bt 1 brain is juz well...
nt der?
no comments...
period!
i reli reli reli hp cn gt at least a B fuh it...
nt oni fer ma own benefit...
bt fuh jiayi too...
dunno y, bt i doubt we cn gt tt fuh our proj...
i even doubt tt we cn pass it...
scary...
bt i dowana tk e risk & put high hopes onit...
we did put our best efforts tah it...
til we actualy feel aslp a few tyms while doin it...
late nyts & multiple head spins fer a wk...
kkz...
we actualie focus hard on tis proj on mon...
bt we did put our bestest efforts onit...
hope our efforts paid off...
oh pls god....
mk tis proj a success fuh us...

anws....
once we completed e proj at 2...
an hr b4 submission...
skip all e lects...
off i went straight hm...
gosh...
its bin eons since i went bck hm tt early...
lyk 2!
ila went back hm at 2!
lolx...
was blardily shag manz....
cnt even open ma eyes while editin e report at lib b4 tt...
s i said, i actualie feel aslp while doin it...
hehx...
& i omoz miss ma station otw hm too...
e door closed a blink once i getout...
hee....
plus i actualie swayed wen i get outta ma seat...
neat uh...
ppl muzve tot i was drunk or wat...
hehx...
waedva wadeva...

lepak wit momma at hm while eatin maggi asam laksa watchin Asian Games disgustin stupid "body builder" finalist...
twas a stupidist sports eva...
no further comments...
cn bitch boutit 10 entries long...
slp at 5pm til 11pm...
whoa....
finalie gt my deserved slp...
woke up eat & watch e lovable Ju-on wit familie...
hehx....
too bad...
daddy & me, e penakuts in da hs...
switch e channel to Asian Games on Ch5 at 1230...
ryt aft e thang crawl dwn e stairs...
period!
more of body building...
tupid tupid tupid sports...
etc etc etc....
watch til omoz 2am & off to bed we went...
wen finalie our goosebumps fully subside & feelin calm once again...
manz....

twas a lepakz dae wit e famlie...
i gt my break...
at e same tym spend tym wit fammie...
wat e break manz...

fuh nw...
off i set ma brain to Tax & FACC...

e lyf of a student in sunny Temasek

urgh FF hvnt do yet....
sobz....
cnt find e info wanted....
hw?HW????
eh i reli wana score lehz...
marks lyk shyt lorz al my module...
haiz...
ila...
ila...
wenchu gona chg?

bin hoggin e com since 8pm bt nth bin done yet...
wth ila....
head is spinnin lyk a spin....
kkz...
i did slp late last nyt....
urgh...
tmr gt tupid phototakin....
no mood larz bodo wana tk photo...
wadeva wadeva...
m owis cranky wen nt enuf slp & menses...
watch ppl....
tk coverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

~Girl cuh yuh know say yuh S to de E to de X to de Y (Pumba Pumba)~

alhamdullilah...
evrythang's back to norm nw...
it was e nicest surprise wen gt hm on fri...
pray it wil stay e same...

manz...
ive slackin too much tis few daes...
actualy nt reli slackin bt juz tt i cnt set my mind to rest frm e prob...
slpless nytz & endless tots ...
it juz sucked out al my energy...
bt finalie, gt e rest i nided last nyt...
slpt lyk a blardy pig...

nw my mind is off woryin bout FF FACC & Tax..
aiyoyo...
we hvnt started on FF...
& i hvnt study fer FACC & Tax too...
hw? hw?
mati mati...
tentu mati...
CA2 leh ila!
WAKE UP!
u wan die again izit?
last sem oredy did lyk shyt stil wana play play...
wake up lar oi!

urgh!
muz start in e morn...
muz start in e morn...
~Dutty Paul~

y is my left eye itchin?
manz...
heyz granny cn use e comp oredy!
*lalala*
~pumba~

wazzup wimme?
e reggea virus bin infectin my brain nwadaes....
~shake to it gyul~

cnt tk it...
cnt tk it...
im addicted to it!
lolz.....

~We keep givin you de Q to de U to de A (yea) to de L to de I to de T to de Y~

kkz....
i shall stop it nw....
eh guess wat?
one of my postings to crashout bin rated 6******!
hws tt fer a random writing in e middle of e nyt?
hakz....
wel u cn check out e crashout tag under showoff, "illegible writing"...
i find it ok-ok piece actualy...

wel...
cherioooooooooz