steps to bkumin a gd gyul

can sumbody pls telme to
STOP!

1. eatin' too much chillies
2. bein' an irritant
3. skippin' cls
4. delayin' assignments
5. daydream alotz
6. bein' late fer cls
7. tinkin' of tt damn dream
8. cursin' lyk a lunatic
9. feelin' hungree
10. tinkin' too much

i juz joint a Porn Club!!!!!!!!!!!

kkz...
nt reli...
bt e show tt e club gona hv in lyk 2 wks tym wil b rated m18...
hw cool uh?
wen in fact it wil b held in sch,
yes,
u heard it,
in Skool....
& juz coz sum lecturers gona brin eir kiddos to it & due to sum "mature" content,
*dun ask me wat*
it wil b rated m18...

i was luffin my heads off
*discretely so tt mum wun bang her legs on e floor & hurt herself more*
wen wendy sent tt sms...
omg...
wat a thang to start e dae...
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bin hm totalie fer 2 daes...
oh gawd...
luuuuuuuurve it!
finalie i gotta laze arnd in my own comfy rm...
wakin up late...
folo by major giddyness thx to tt...
shish...
neva felt lyk tis fer a long tym...

apart frm e fuckin e learnin tt fuckin cant werk each fuckin tym i wana do my fuckin assignments...
& i fuckin mean each tym...
*thx to tis i fuckin cant mk it fer e bbq, damn!*
lyf bin great at hm...
wel at least i tink its great...
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sumbody told me to get a lyf,
stop tinkin boutit,
& appreciate wen it kums...
my...
i stil dun ged wat it means...
bt yes,
i hafta agree on tt...
oni tt it kips botherin me larz....
e same image kip poppin in my brain...

oh wel...
calamari porche...
wadeva wil b, wil b....
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Happy Bdae Aina Darlz!!!!!!

scantily skimp

hell no e Great Singapore Sale is on!
me bank is shrinkin' & in pain!
bling2s, handbags, tote bags, dresses, watches, shoes,
appearin in evry avenue,
evry page,
evrywer!

kerchiiiing!
wer art thou my luv?
i nid u...
badly.....
pls, pls.........
grow urself in my bank...
dun let tis poor soul screamin in pain durin tis season...
let her place u in a nice new cashbox in town....

multiply urself my babies!
grow.....
grow...........
GROW!

Hw will you react?

hw do u feel,
if u remind sum1,
tt tmr is e submission of a task,
let's sae,
a poster & proposal...
& ey din reply u...
instead,
in e MSN nick,
"dun ask if im doing poster or proposal"

shaggerism

i swear im gona curse blogger inside out if tis entry doesnt appear...

dun reli haf muc'ta sae except tt im shag...
reli reli shag...
din slp e whole nyt juz to fin up my CF proj part...
kum to sch a tad too early for (10am) clas...
& stil sourcin fer sarees...
y do indian gyuls nwadaes dun wear sarees...
haiz...
even if ey do wil e grand sarees fer special occasion...

cant wait to turn into an indian soon...
e whole process of slangin,
gesturin,
shakin of head...
oh its gona b lotsa fun...
cant imagine im so much related to e term "indian" in poly...
ova 20 indian frens...
muslims,
hindus,
christians,
rojak indians...
u name it...
i noe at least one from each different category in SP..
even my non indian frens sumhw or rather look or appear indian...
werid,
bt true...
& ironically,
im landed wit an indian role in e production...
creepy......
does tis means i'll b hook to an indian?
hmm....
cnfrm my parents wun approve of tt...
ey prefer tis daughter of theirs to marry a malay...
wel,
its common i gues...
ders owis issues marryin sum1 of different race & religious...

wel i shal stop it...
bin awake for more than 30 hrs...
geeeesh.....
& i survive!
woooooOOhooOOoooooOOoooo~

wazzup my ppl?!
im home early todae!
im hm b4 e sun is dwn!
& coz i feel great bein hm early,
i treat my whole fam,
*which oni consist of 4 ppl includin me*
to,
7-11!
yes!
7-11!
al e junk food & snacks came back hm wimme in 2 separate plastic bags....
ice creams,
crackers,
rice burgers,
spaghettis,
snicker bar....
wowz man....
i feel so good aft spendin my money....
i kip spendin my money lyk water recently...
& i feel gd boutit....
wassup ila?
feelin stress gyul?
mebe....
so many thangs r running try my head each dae & second....
chill my fren....
chil.........
kkz....
i shal stop here....
its nt gd tokin to ur own self....
~byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez ppl~

* e create post pg is nt makin me any justice*

i tink im bkumin a wkend blogger...
ya,
i tink tt'll b a gr8t idea...
:)

im feelin hungry...
al those plannin fer tt bdae is makin e tummy jeles...
chill tummy...
u'll gotta eat gr8 fod soon kkz...
tink boutit,
i ate junks ystrd...
geesh!
nw tts scary...
coz its nt fillin & i wil gt hungry easily...
plus fartin...
kkz...
i shal stop foodie-in...

oh ya,
met my the one otw hm juz nw...
v cinderella style...
walked up e stairs,
left my left slippers behind,
& der he pop out givin back my slippers to me...
thx to him my slippers were left behind!
& it created a mini jam at e stairs!
my god!
it was super embarassin larz!
i muzve look lyk a (cute) maniac luffin my ass out al e way to e escalator...
too bad e guy wasnt cute...
if nt i wldve liquidated ryt der & den...
ironically,we were tokin bout our dream guys ryt b4 tt...
& der kam my (very not so) prince charmin...
i swear e scenario was hysterically insane...
gona rmbr tis fer e rest of my lyf...
thx ar gyuls fer luffin wimme..
lolx...

i lurve hinder's betta than me...
its damn farkin hauntin...
lurve it to bits!

& bon jovis all bout luvin u...
swit sexy romantic rock song...
wish my bf serenade me wit tis song one dae...
swear i wil hug him & neva let go...

im gettin dreamy...
omg...
stop it ila...
u noe u wun geddit...
hakz...

kkz....
gtg study...
major CA on Mon...
wish me luck!