scantily skimp

hell no e Great Singapore Sale is on!
me bank is shrinkin' & in pain!
bling2s, handbags, tote bags, dresses, watches, shoes,
appearin in evry avenue,
evry page,
evrywer!

kerchiiiing!
wer art thou my luv?
i nid u...
badly.....
pls, pls.........
grow urself in my bank...
dun let tis poor soul screamin in pain durin tis season...
let her place u in a nice new cashbox in town....

multiply urself my babies!
grow.....
grow...........
GROW!