Argh how to digest???

HMT HMT HMT...
how to teach HMT????

*panic panic*

1.5hrs of HMT...
how how how?

*panic panic*

1st day lesson from 8am to 330pm...
how to survive????

*panic panic panic*

I need to be a privilege Popular booskstore member...
Johor, I need you to be my BFF...

I need to eat more belacan & mix with more makcik makcik & pakcik pakcik quaters plus all the minah minah & mat rep mat rep...
Who volunteer or want to volunteer those eligible candidate as per the criteria above?
Don't worry there will not be any audition or test,
as long as their Melayu is superrrrrrrr thick berkarat Melayu I'll be more than happy & will treat them to any superrrrrrrrr Melayu warong exist in the whole universe...

Anyone?

*panic panic panic*