urgh!
stomachache....
aiyoyo...
muz b e snails tt i ate...
yes ppl...
i ate snails...
now i kip lettin out suwit smellin gas...
& metallica is playin in my stomach...
rock it on tummy!

tick tock tick tock....
sch reopens tmr...
sigh...
was der even a holidae?
i dun tink so...
eff e test on tue...
blardy stupid test...
eff e lecturer too...
blardy curry puff...
internal joke ppl...
those hu understands hush hush...
wadeva...
e snails muz b crawlin in my tummy...
& e nerve connects to my brain...
tts y my brain a lil twisted nw...
ey muz b playin wit my nerve al ova e body...
stop it my dear snails....
its ticklish & makin me fart...